Grant Kirkhope
The Egg Nog Song
We drink our 'nog this time of year
To usher in some festive cheer
We raise our glasses to the sky
And hope that Santa's passing by
Noggers of the world
Let's drink a glass or two
Forget about those calories
And all that cholesterol too
So if you want to smile today
Just drink a glass and shout "Wahay!"
There's nothing like a sip or two
To make you jolly through and through
Nog, nog, nog, nog
Nog, nog, nog, nog
There's 'nog for me and 'nog for you
And even 'nog for you-know-who
There's 'nog with booze
And 'nog with none
So everyone can join the fun
Noggers of the world
We've waitеd all year long
It's time to fill our glasses
And sing this silly song
So lеt's all get our 'nogging on
'Cause December will soon be gone
And then it just won't be the same
'Till 'nogging time is here again
Nog, nog, nog, nog
Nog, nog, nog, nog
Nog, nog, nog, nog
Nog, nog, nog, nog
And now we're here for verse three
For this my 'nogging song of glee
The rhymes are getting harder now
I need Grunty to show me how
Noggers of the world
We've bonded in this song
I've tried to make it jolly
And not drawn on too long
So as we're getting to the end
I raise a glass to you my friends
There's nothing left for me to do
'Cept wish you well, my 'nogging crew
Wonderful 'nog
Wonderful 'nog
Wonderful 'nog!