[Intro: MC Airbag]

That's right, it's MC Airbag, 2022
That's right mother fucker

[Verse 1: MC Airbag]

Your cock's measured in millimetres
That shit is humourus
My cock, I stick it into their heads
Call it tumourus
Your dad is a virgin
Your conception was immaculate
I found him unconscious
Overdosed on ejaculate

My drip is like Biggie Cheese
I am boombastic
Cum into her mouth
She says it tastes like tangfastics
Kicked over some corn
Battling the field call me DICE
I am unable to comprehend
How a shrimp fried this rice

[Bridge: MC Airbag]
This next one's aimed at Daniel
You know who you fuckin' are

[Verse 2: MC Airbag
Like truth from Halo 3
I am making lots of profit
If so, you're like The Arbiter
Atheist with no cock; It's
Mad, I would call you a dickhead
If it weren't for the fact you have no dick
And give shit head

Cause your trim and wife are similar
They both are dead as hell
Like the ginger mong from Sherlock
They'll find you dead down a well
Like Price I shot your mum
In '96 you little twat
And then I chucked her down a drain
Like Flushed Away cause she's a rat

[Outro: MC Airbag]

That's right
You know how it fuckin' is
MC Airbag
Uh, fuckin'
Y-You know how it is