[Verse 1: Ariana Grande]
Poo in kfc, poo in kfc
If you have a license, then poo in kfc
Poo in kfc, poo in kfc
If you can't do magic, then poo in kfc
I went to go lease a new car yesterday
I met Michael Jackson along the way
It was chilling in the streets with a cup of coffee
Apparently he goes to this coffee shop every day

[Verse 2: Jake Silverman]
Poo in kfc, poo in kfc
If you know my name, then poo in kfc
Poo in kfc, poo in kfc
If you don't know how to rap, then poo in kfc
And may I say, I was lookin' really fine
Karen McKarenson caught my eye, that's how I noticed her there
I was even wearing most of that cup of coffee
'Cuz I'd spilled it on my shirt but I didn't care 'cuz I'm just so cool!

[Chorus: Ariana Grande & Jake Silverman]
Poo in kfc, poo in kfc
If you have a license, then poo in kfc
Poo in kfc, poo in kfc
If you can't do magic, then poo in kfc
Poo in kfc, poo in kfc
If you know my name, then poo in kfc
Poo in kfc, poo in kfc
If you don't know how to rap, then poo in kfc