[Verse 1]
I kicked out of the surf and stuck my board in the sand
And then up in my Woody to a hamburger stand
And when I got back
My nine five board was gone

[Pre-Chorus]
She said, yeah, she said

[Chorus]
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
(Losers weepers) Losers weepers
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
Finders keepers, losers weepers

[Verse 2]
I saw a Hodaddy paddling out by the pier
Well, he must have got my board 'cause mine isn't here
But I know how to fix him, I'll just raise that meatball flag

[Pre-Chorus]
He said, yeah, he said

[Chorus]
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
(Losers weepers) Losers weepers
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
Finders keepers, losers weepers
[Verse 3]
He took off on a swell when he saw the flag
He's just a crazy Hodaddy pulling some kind of gag
He went over the falls and now my board's coming back to me

[Pre-Chorus]
I said, yes, I said

[Chorus]
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
(Losers weepers) Losers weepers
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
Finders keepers, losers weepers

[Outro]
That'll teach him to mess with my board