[Verse 1]
Susie Cincinnati
Got a groovy little motor car
She lives for the night
And her husband's a security guard
Her looks aren't exactly a plus
But it doesn't matter to us
Because she knows where it's at
And she gets you there in seconds flat

[Verse 2]
She knows all the honkies
And the kids are all home in bed
(Ooh, ride, Susie Cincinnati, ride)
She'd rather do this
Than anything else instead
(Ooh, ride, Susie Cincinnati)
She got the nicotine fit
And before she discovered it
Everybody in the back seat suffocated

[Chorus]
Susie Cincinnati, we thought you were a winner
(Whoa, come on, Susie! Wake yourself up)
But Susie Cincinnati, city's number one sinner
Susie Cincinnati, we thought you were a winner
But Susie Cincinnati, city's number one sinner
Susie Cincinnati, we thought you were a winner
(Get yourself together)
But Susie Cincinnati, city's number one sinner
Susie Cincinnati, we thought you were a winner
But Susie Cincinnati, city's number one sinner
[Verse 3]
She'll always pick you up
When the others go and let you down
(Ooh, ride, ooh, ride, Susie Cincinnati, ride)
In her little red cab
She's scooting all over town
(Ooh, ride, ooh, ride, Susie Cincinnati)
She's got a money meter too
All polished up, it shines for you
But it's just for looks
'Cause she'll give the ride free to you

[Outro]
Susie Cincinnati
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Susie Cincinnati
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