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The private life of Bill and Sue
Can you dig what I'm telling you?
No one knows just why we care
We see their faces everywhere

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The strangest story you ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

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From California to Mexico
Everybody's just got to know
Dallas Texas to Monterey
Wasting time on a sunny day

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Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore
At the line in the grocery store
Everybody who ever knew
The private life of Bill and Sue

[Verse 2]
The private life of Bill and Sue
The world is wondering what they do
We watch them on our TV screen
Their lives are like a movie scene
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[Verse 3]
Sometimes life can be so strange
Maybe we're just looking for a change

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