[Intro]
It's the little old lady from Pasadena

[Verse 1]
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
But parked in a rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red super stocked Dodge

[Chorus]
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena

[Verse 2]
If you see her on the street just getting her kicks now
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
With her four speed stick and a four-two-six now
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
She's going to get a ticket now sooner or later
Because she can't keep her foot off the accelerator
[Chorus][x2]

[Verse 3]
You'll see her all the time don't try to choose her
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
You might drive a go-er but you'll never lose her
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
The guys come to race her from all around
But she'll give them a length then she'll shut them down

[Chorus]

[Outro]
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)