Eric Thomas
Motivation by Colby Brian
You know lotta people asks me what did I do to become me, you know, Colby Brian, and , and I just laugh and ask them this "you wanna know what it's like a be me???" N***a I said "you wanna know what it's like a be ME?!" Well lemme ask you some'n,
I Ben sleepin on hardwood floors, on tile n***a, I ain't ever done had a bed in my fuckin life.
I ain't, I ain't ever had more than two meals a week n***a!! You wanna axe me a fuckin question n***a?! Like, what's it like to be me?!? You ain't ever gonna know what it's like to be sleeping on some of dem damn glass shards in a half star motel fuckin six wit a billet lodged in yo damn Adams's apple n***aaaa!!! The Fuk you meeeean????
You ain't got the drive! I been eatin sawdust wit my mama nut in it sint I could hold a spork motherfuckin bitch! Bitch they call them hood flakes where i come from!! And You wanna ask me. You wan(cutoff) you have the surging fuckin audacity to question me on my fuckin life like what it was like to get hit by forty automobills, 10 semi trucks, a fire engine, and a got dam forklift all at the same simultaneous instant compacted into one obstruction lil ass n***a???? You fuckin staring me in the fuckin face slack jawed jackin ya winky??? Fuck ya mean. Havin my limbs stretched every which way in a dam laffy taffy machine while being whipped in yo nut sack by ya 300 pound furry loving gay partner???
You ain't got the driiiiiiiiveeeee. Don't come to me asking how I got where I got!! Till you gotten tied to a safe and been thrown in the ocean and been done drowned and revived 20 times before you lost so much oxygen that you pronounced dead, then pronounced living vegetable for 15 years, to finally recuperate to your health, only to be asked how you got to be where you damn got! Colby what the fuck!! You're going fckig mad n***a you're lettin these chitlins get to ya! Bitch I ain't mad n***a I mad with power nibba I got drive fused in my fuckin veins!
You ain't got no damn driiiive!!! You ain't got google fucking drive in you black chrome iodine gltssrin coreplex tipple threaded acrylic keyboArded chrome book!
If you ain't wake up erry night, screaming bloody murder from your life experience, you ain't fearing death every second, if you ain't got ptsd from yo life, if you ain't have twenty heart attacks erry day, if you ain't do a back flip trying to land on your neck, if you ain't slam your head into cement, if you ain't see a brick wall and don't immediately veer yo car into it, if you ain't try to die every fcking second of your putrid, depressing, disgusting horrible, shit filled gay faggot vile loser of a life, then don't you EVER talk to a n***a goin "hee hoo kanye wit yo dusty ahhh,
If you ain't doing that with a damn smile on ya ugly ass face,
The world is a vast creature on which you must suckle upon its teet. But you aint ever suckin no earth tiddy wit dat ugly ass fade you light skin ass lil ass n***a
bitch I smoke battery acid every gay n***a to whom dost you thunk you are? Fuck outta here