[Intro]
Everybody sing along

I hooked up with a famous girl and I can't say her name
But you know this girl well, let's call her Michelle
But I'm in love with another girl and I won't say her name
'Cause you know this girl well, you know her so well

When I was going out to get away, far away from troubles
That was the night that I caught her eye
It took a while before I figured out that I'd seen this girl before
Long story short - woke up on the floor

I'm in love with another girl and I won't say her name
'Cause you know this girl well, you know her so well
I hooked up with a famous girl and I can't say her name
But you know this girl well, let's call her Michelle

I know what you did, girl, so I don't feel the shame
Heard what everybody said and thought you'd get away there
You're not one bit better 'cause, girl, you do the same
I guess all I'm tryna say, I did it better than you anyway

When I was going out to get away, far away from troubles
That was the night that I caught her eye
And all the other guys were acting out, but she's seen it all before
Long story short - she wanted more

I'm in love with another girl and I won't say her name
'Cause you know this girl well, you know her so well
I hooked up with a famous girl, but I can't say her name
'Cause you know this girl well (fuck it), her name is Michelle

But I'm in love with another girl and I can't say her name
But you know this girl well, you know her so well
But I'm in love with another girl and she might not even know my name
But y'all know this girl well, fuck it, it's me and Michelle (yeah)

[Outro]
I'm in love with another girl and you all know her name
You know this girl well, her name is Michelle