[Interlude]
Last Christmas marked a very, very special occasion for me
Because I've never written a Christmas song before
But, uh, the spirit got in me
And, and before I knew it
I had written this heart felt Christmas song
Awwww
Okay, I just wanna point out that
You've just made it painfully obvious I've never played in Austin before
*Audience applauding*
Because anybody else would've been like "Uh-huh, sure"
In any case, without further ado
This is my homage to Saint Nick, and Christmas and the convеntion that it is