[Verse 1]
Monday
Time for alchemy
I'm buried behind the gallery
Come in and see a band
From Norway or Japan
Pick up the CD while you're able
Some are on a tiny German label
Miss gothic NYC, may save a dance for me
And do deposit if you please some black lipstick on my peepee

[Verse 2]
Monday
Time for Alchemy
So come in and have a pint
There's a hideous man named Mike
And a bunch of gothic tykes
And George at the bar with the snake fangs on
And hold everything they're playing my song

[Interlude]
"It gets so lonely being evil...."

[Verse 3]
It's monday night again
So pull up a chair my friend
And Jason and Althea
Will be oh so glad to see ya
Don't get cake on your velvet cape
Here at alchemy mondays