[Verse 1: Yellow Guy]
Wakey-wakey
To the new day
And today is my birthday
The yellow balloon's up in the sky
Which means it's time to go outside
It's my birthday
Hello, yay

[Verse 2: Duck Guy]
Now I'm here
And I'm another one
And I live with him in this funny house
And every day when the sun comes out
We go outside and walk about
In our town
I've lived here my whole life
Why, it feels as though it was only yesterday-

[Verse 3: Red Guy]
It's me now
And I'm another one
And I also live with them in the funny house too
And every morning we sing this song
Every morning
[Interlude: Duck Guy & Yellow Guy]
Yes, we do
And it’s my birthday, yay
Not really part of the song-

[Chorus: All, Duck Guy & Red Guy & Yellow Guy]
We just can't wait to see what’s going to happen to us three
Every day's an opportunity for a new adventure…
Birthday picnic surprise

[Interlude: Duck Guy]
Will you stop it?

[Verse 4: Yellow Guy, Duck Guy & Red Guy]
Wakey-wakey, Big Ian
Who lives next door to our funny house
And every day when we wake you up
You come outside and say, "Hello, I'm Big Ian"

[Interlude: Big Ian & Duck Guy]
Hello, I'm Big Ian
Look, there he is

[Verse 5: Yellow Guy, Duck Guy & Mrs. Grenald]
Wakey-wakey, Mrs. Grenald
You live next door to Big Ian
And every day I come outside
And give you lots of cakes and pies
Good morning
[Interlude: Yellow Guy & Red Guy]
Ooh, birthday cake
No, don't eat that

[Chorus: All]
Oh, we just can't wait to see
What's going to happen to us three
We're like a weird family
But you're the main ones

[Interlude: Duck Guy & Yellow Guy]
Oh, yes, we are
And it’s my birthday
Now onto the mayor’s house

[Verse 6: All]
Wakey-wakey, Mayor Pigface
We love you, you're our mayor
And every day you come outside
And tell us everything's alright
In our town

[Outro: Duck Guy, Yellow Guy & Red Guy]
Looks like someone's being a bit of a sleepy head
Mayor Pigface
What's going on? Where's the mayor?
Mayor Pigface
Wakey-wakey
Wakey
Wakey-wakey?
Huh?