[Intro: Key to the City, Red Guy, Duck & Yellow Guy]
The town needs to be secure, that's for sure!
Because security, that's the key
Huh, it's that little metal stick from earlier. He's turned into a boy. Isn't he funny?
No, I'm a key. The Key to the City, see?
Uh, right, so, do you know what happened to the mayor?
No, but let me ask you a question. Do you love your town?
What... uh, is he talking to me?
I love my town. I've lived here all my life
Oh, but you don't want to protect it?
How dare you!
Protect it from what?
Well, listen...
Hmm... sounds like-
LISTEEEEEEEN!

[Verse 1: "Key to the City", Duck & Yellow Guy]
They're creeping 'round the corner
Fiddling with the doors (Who is?)
Hiding in your garden
Sleeping on the roof (No!)
Renting you a function room (That's nice)
Stepping on your toe (Hey!)
And now you need the toilet
They're messing up our town!
[Verse 2: "Key to the City", Red Guy, Yellow Guy & Duck]
Well, if I brought you a precious gem
You wouldn't just leave it lying 'round
Well, you'd put it in a box and you'd cover it with locks
And bury it deep under the ground
But we're looking for the mayor
I would like a gem
Quiet!
He wasn't in his house and he's nowhere to be found
Well, you say that you love your town
But look at all the danger, any old stranger could

[Verse 3: "Key to the City", Big Ian, Mrs. Grenald & Police Officer]
Walk right in and pinch you on the legs
Look inside your lunch box, take out all your front teeth
Look at this, what a silly mess!
It's not secure at all, some uninvited guest
Could sneak right in, fiddle with the bin lids
Ruin all our stuff (But that belongs to us!)
Well, you'd better lock it up ('Cause we don't have enough!)
Who's taking all our stuff?
I think you need the toilet

[Intermission: Red Guy]
Wait, look, guys
Footsteps leading up to the gate
Uh, I mean... sorry, I know it's, it's a song and stuff, but...
Isn't that the mayor?
Maybe we should just... look outside here, get a search party going-
[Bridge: "Key to the City", Red Guy & Duck]
But I thought you loved your town
Don't you want to stop it from rotting down?
Yeah, but... but what about the mayor-
Yes, you do, I'm sure
They're definitely his footprints
And if we work together
Then we can make it better!
Well, I'm gonna go
And we'll get this place secure
Alright, see ya

[Outro: Duck, Ladder & Mrs. Grenald]
Wow, you and your key friend really know what you're talking about when it comes to making Clay Hill safe!
Yeah, maybe you could be our new mayor
What? Me? The mayor?
Yes. Me, the mayor!
I AM YOUR NEW MAYOR!