[Intro: Red Guy]
Oh no, there really are strangers sneaking around
Maybe that rude metal child was right
Hang on a minute- Mayor Pigface?

[Verse: Mayor Pigface & Red Guy]
Mud is brown, a rock is round
I used to be the mayor of the town
But now, I live here with my new friends!
And sleep underneath the logs, and leaves. (Mayor Pigface?)
The outside world is kind and simple
There are no troubles to worry me! (Sorry, Mayor?)
When I'm sleeping, my new friends pinch me! (Mayor, can you stop singing?)
On my legs and remove my teeth
They bite my lips off! (Can you stop singing?)
And bite my eyelids!
And bite my eyelids! (Mayor Pigface, can you stop that?)
And bite my fingers, and my legs

[Outro: Mayor Pigface, Red Guy]
What are you doing?
Oh, it's you! Hello!
Look, twig people! We have a new friend!
You must be tired, traveler. Would you like to eat some of our soup?
...No