Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
The World of Jobs
[Intro: Business Bag]
You can be anything you want to do, it's totally up to you!
Even if you don't know what to do, I can help you, show you!

[Verse 1: Business Bag]
You can be the guy who types so fast on computers! (Clackety,-clackety,-clackety,-clack!)
Or, you can be the one who kicks so hard at a football! (It's a goal!)
Or, you can be the one who bangs the hammer when he's angry! (Order!)
Or, you can be the one who makes people better when they're poorly! (Oh, careful!)

[Verse 2: Yellow Guy, Duck Guy & Red Guy]
Maybe I could be the one who plants a tree, cuts it down to make a shed!
And I will invent a digital currency based around respect!
And I would really prefer to do as little as possible, or nothing at all
Is that an option?

[Bridge: Business Bag, Duck, & Unemployed Brendon]
What, you want to sit around all day
A great big guy like you?
He's not that big
Okay, I get it. So you wanna be like my brother
Unemployed Brendon! Take it away Brendon!
Oh, you don't want to end up like me, I'm
Very shameful and upset. My brother is quite
Successful and perfect even though I'm
Older than him
What's he saying?
[Interlude: Brendon, Business Bag, Red Guy, Yellow Guy]
Ugh! I don't wanna do this anymore!
What's wrong? Now come on that was good!
Come on
Yeah
Yeah, it's.. good
Keep going, Unemployed Brendon
Why can't you just call me Brendon, my name is Brendon!
Well don't be like that
This isn't fair! *grunts, punches wall* Ow, my hand!

[Interlude: Red Guy, Brendon]
Are you all right?
What did you say to me?
Is your hand alright?
Are you going to publish my novel?
Well no..
Then leave me ALONE!


[Verse 3: Duck, Yellow Guy, Business Bag, & Red Guy]
I can be the one who tells all the soldiers to stand up straight, attention!
I can be the one who drives a truck full of ice creams, yum, yum! Have one!
Or, you can be the one who cuts people's hair for a party!
(So it looks smart?)
(It looks dumb.)
Maybe I could be the one who catches all the fishes in a big net! (Huh? There's nothing in it..)
Or, you can be the guys who fly so high to a space moon! (Ah..)
Or, you can be the guys who work as a team in a workplace! (Jobs!)
Or, you can be the ones who dig a hole for a funeral
[Interlude]

[Verse 4: Business Bag, Duck, Red Guy, Yellow Guy]
Or, you can be the one who gets the post from the postbox! (Huh?)
Or, you can be the one who paints a picture with a paintbrush! (Wait, what?)
Or, you can be the one who makes the shoes for the horsie! (Wh-wh-where's my phone?)
Or, you can be the one who spends all day with the sad ones! (Huh!, what?)

[Outro: Business Bag]
Or, you can be anything you want to do!