[Intro: Warren, Red Guy, Duck, Yellow Guy]
Here's a quick story that might make you think twice about being a bad friend!
I hate this guy
And yeah, maybe when- when it's finished, we could all get a quick meal
Eugh...
Restaurant-style meal, if you wanted?
With you?
Yeah, you know, we could
But we don't even know who you are-
Yeah, okay, don't talk over it

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time there was a guy that I knew
And he had a group of best friends, it's true
They would talk on the phone, hello
And meet up for lunch, yum yum
And even stay up all night just for a laugh

[Verse 2]
But every now and then he would feel a bit down
When he felt like his friends weren't treating him right
When he was having a hard time with some issues at work
And he asked them for help with a business idea
And they turned down his offer without even listening properly
Because they don't have business brains like me- him
[Verse 3]
So one day he just had to say
I don't think you guys are being good mates
And his friends all apologized
And they asked for forgiveness, but it's way too late for that, guys

[Chorus]
You've gotta be better best friends
Yeah, you gotta be...