[Intro: Duck]
You know what, I'm actually glad I don't have a family

[Verse 1]
I don't even want to be in a family
A family wouldn't suit me
No, I don't want other people who look quite like me
Who I almost get on with 'cause we have the same diseases

[Bridge]
I don't need the members of the family
I only need the one I love most
And that's me

[Verse 2]
In many ways, I know my own family
And everything I do, I am there for me
So I can spend time on my own, and I never get lonely
I can eat a family meal, I just eat it slowly

[Bridge]
I can be there for myself, when I need a shoulder to cry on
Or some financial help, I know who to rely on

[Verse 3]
Everybody's talking 'bout their family
But my family is made of just me (And me)
And we get along just fine, and we never have rows
Except for that one time, but that was just a bad patch
[Outro]
I asked every member of my family who they love the most
And they all said me