[Verse 1: Duck]

When you meet a businessman
You must shake him by the hand!

When you meet a family man
You must shake him by the hand!

When you meet the Choo-Choo man
You must shake him by the hand!

When you meet the friendly fellow
You must shake him by the hand!

When you meet the plug-in man
You must take him by the hand!

[Outro: Yellow Guy]

I'm trying to sleep!