We are Lyla and Carter, here to tell you about soccer
First we start in the goal, where the goalie rolls
Since I am a goalie, I block shots, and when I make a save, you are rolling in your grave!
Then we move to defense, the line that makes goalies tense

But when the defense clears the ball, the goalies don’t feel as stiff as a wall
After defense we move to midfield, where they then move upfield
After midfield, we work to forwards, for them to move straight forward
They keep on working till they score, which leads to a win

They shoot and score, because they always want more
Then they celebrate by sliding into the field’s corner
They pull off a win, which leads to a grin
So that was it, is soccer still so grim?