[Intro]
You are one cheeky wee shite
I am fucking sick of ye
I'm over it with ye
Get out of ma house right now, I'm done

[Verse 1]
What's it like?
Come on, tell me what it's like
You got the life
And I only want a slice
Give me advice
Nah, that don't seem right
I'm too nice
You've already pulled a knife

[Pre-Chorus]
I never knew that it would be so easy
I never knew that it would need no manual

[Verse 2]
What's it like?
Come on, tell me what it's like
What's your sign?
I hope it's not the same as mine
What's it likе?
What's it like?
I get my bite oncе in a lifetime, twice
[Pre-Chorus]
I never knew that it would be so easy
I never knew that everything is not enough

[Chorus]
Bang on the gong
My moment has come
Bang on the gong
Phenomenon
Even if I'm wrong
I still got it on
Bang on the gong
Phenomenon

[Interlude]
Right, stop it, stop it, you're annoying me, get away or I'll kick yer arse

[Verse 3]
More champagne?
Write a letter in cocaine
Solid choice
Glasgow or Detroit?
Overpriced
Hurry up and buy it twice
Underripe
I never seem to time it right
[Pre-Chorus]
I never knew that it would be so easy
Black card, Banksy, mirrored ceilings
I never knew that it would be so easy
Park my Giallo Lamborghini

[Chorus]
Bang on the gong
My moment has come
Bang on the gong
Phenomenon
Even if I'm wrong
I still got it on
Bang on the gong
(Phenomenon)
Bang on the gong
My moment has come
Bang on the gong
Phenomenon
Even if I'm wrong
I still got it on
Bang on the gong
Phenomenon

[Outro]
I'm sick of ye