[Intro]
*phone ringing*
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To hear the story of Jack, Jill, and Little Jack, press 1
And for my personal favorite, Lil Bo Peep and his six freaks, press 2
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[Verse 1: Mac Dre]
I know this man named Jack who has a wife named Jill
Jill works two jobs to help Jack pay bills
They try so hard to make ends meet
But barely make enough for Jack and Jill to eat
And little Jack Jr., they was to check with consumer
'Cause at the end of the month, he always eatin' on tuna
What's R-E-A-double L-Y going on?
I gotta ask you before I keep flowin' on
[Chorus: Khayree]
What's really going on?
Yeah, I wonder what really is going on. All that... Mama probably out there buying some rock. I can't call it
What's really going on?
I can't call it. Yeah. Who made that beat? Khayree made that beat? Khayree made that funky beat? Yeah. This some dope stuff here, boy
What's really going on?
Doper than what them little boys slang down there on that corner...
What's really going on?
What's really going on?...
What's really going on?
Dre, Dre, Dre
[Verse 2: Mac Dre]
Jack drank heavily, sober he never be
A chronic alcoholic since 1970
And Jill was a big flirt, brothers would get hurt
And Jack wouldn't know a thing 'cause he was there with her
And Jack was the soft, and Jill be the boss type
Sprung on Jill because she knew how to talk right
But one day Jill slipped, got caught in the bed with
The guy from next door, Joe, yeah, she was straight sick with
The things she did since she was a kid, she snapped in head
And had a kid but never got rid of that freakiness
Are you peepin' this?
Well, let me ask you a question before I deepen this
[Chorus: Khayree]
What's really going on?
Ha ha ha ha ha ... snake in the grass
What's really going on?
...
What's really going on?
....
What's really going on?
...
What's really going on?
....
What's really going on?
She don't wanna see me, not Big Daddy, Big Ocean
What's really going on?
Tell 'em Dre, tell 'em Dre, kick it to 'em
[Verse 3: Mac Dre]
Little Jack Junior grew up to be fly
A shake 'em, break 'em, take 'em player kind of a guy
When others would grind, Jack Junior would rhyme
I guess to this fact, the rollers were blind
He had dreams of rappin', gold and platinum
But rollers would jack him, and steady attack him
One day they beat him down, hit him all in his crown
He swung and hit one, they sent him to the ground
Cuffed and stuffed him, continued to rough him
In jail they stuffed him, when Jack did nothin'
Charged him with assault on a C-O-P
Tryna stop him from getting to the T-O-P
Had a max of four, pleaded and got two
Now he's in jail on a deal he copped to
Thinkin' 'bout the day when he gets home
Huh, what's really going on?
[Chorus: Khayree]
What's really going on?
Yeah, I'ma tell you what's really going on. Y'all need to leave the boy alone. You know ain't nothin' wrong with a child cuttin' up...
What's really going on?
It don't make no sense. Now you don't know what you're saying but these police out here, I'd go out there, get my gun and shoot 'em myself
What's really going on?
This your Big Daddy Ocean Mob in the house
What's really going on?
Now, Mac Dre
What's really going on?
Yeah, I want this last part right here, I want you to spit it, spit it, spit it, spit it to 'em, boy
[Verse 4: Mac Dre]
Jack, Jill, and Little Jack, man, can you get with that?
Well, as I spit this rap, people, don't miss a fact (Going on)
That these are problems that many must go through
Jill found sex was hard to say no to
Jack got married to a no-good wife
And the rollers messed with Little Jack all his life
What's R-E-A-double L-Y going on?
Khayree, let the beat keep flowin' on...
[Interlude: Khayree]
Yeah ... (What's really going on?) What's really going on? What's really going on? What's really, really, really, really, really, really, really going on? (What's really going on?) (What's really going on?) (What's really going on?) (What's really going on?) Y'all got to take care of yourself, you hear me, boys? (What's really going on?) 'Cause it's hard out there, so what's really going on? (What's really going on?) I'ma tell you what's really going on (What's really going on?) This is Big Daddy, Big Daddy, Big Daddy, Big Daddy, Big Daddy, Big Daddy (What's really going on?) (What's really going on?)
[Outro: Mac Dre, Kilo Curt]
Yeah, though, Mac motherfuckin' Dre in the house
With my homeboy Kilo Curt — what's up, Kilo?
What's up, playa?
Ah man, I'm just kickin' it like a ninja
Hangin' in tight like a booty bite, everything alright
That's right
Yeah, we done served 'em some of that commercial shit
Now it's time to come with some of that game
Straight game
Yeah, flip this motherfucker over to the other side
And let's go to the Crestside
Straight Crestside
So I could start spittin' to y'all fools
Yeah, straight coming up in ‘92
That's right
Mac Dre, ho, Strictly Business Records
Romped Out
Straight doing it
Do it
It won't quit
Never
("Mac Dre, Mac, Mac Dre, Mac, Mac Dre")
