[Intro]
Wake up or get slept
Guard your chick
Wake up, you beezy

[Verse]
I'm sorry to hear your situation has been worsening
Oh, I can't complain, me, myself personally
Tramp traffic is at an all time high
And I'm still stuntastic like I've been all my life
Now, about your wife, she's been hittin' me, dawg
I think she's considering gettin' me, dawg
She no longer cherish your marriage 'cause you financially embarrassed
And I can take the bitch to go get more chips than Harrah's
No day off like Ferris, service is volunteer
By choice, no force, it won't be no problems here
Man, guard your chick, she finna do something slick
She ain't ridin' mine, she gon' be ridin' somebody else dick
"Cause she tired of ya, done made a liar of ya
Toss her to a pimp and let me show you how I love her
I'ma get it out of her, every penny, every dollar
It's rent money, yaknowdidaholla?
Uh, shleppy boo boo, this is how I get down
Man, I'd pick a bitch up off the ground
I'd get the next n***a chick out the lost and found
Almond Joy got nuts but I prefer Mounds
Past the 50, I'ma go for it on fourth down
Cold backhand, man, I'd slap a horse down
Guard the bitch, man, she might be yours now
But I shit on n***as without making the ...