**LYRICS**

Intro: You know, not every day is gonna be a good day, especially not today, but we know how to solve this problem, just...

CHORUS
Dab, Slip It, Slide, Turn It
Flip it, Roll it, Fire, Burn It

I'm Better, I'm Better, I'm Better, I'm Better (2x)
I'm Better

Verse 1:

I'm on Cloud 9
Yo titties look bigger when I get this high
Not that I really care about your thickness
I say fuck skinny leg jeans that can't fit this thigh

Your boyfriend seems like a buff fitness guy
But um it's kinda weird he gotta a Fitbit... why?
Now he havin' a bitchfit because he think I'm hittin' it
Didn't I say somebody better get this guy? Hey...

Feeling froggy? Ribbit
Be my witness when in doubt
Yeah I am a fan of fitness
Fitness chicken in my mouth (Popeyes)
I don't need no therapy
Unless my doctor is Ana Cheri
Roll a spliff then we can...
Mmmmm... talk about how my week went

BRIDGE
Day didn't go so well, but it could be worse
I tell myself, I could be next to a nurse
Or laying in a hearse
Good thing I still got my purp, time to make a change and work but first let's....

CHORUS

I said
Feeling froggy? Ribbit
Be my witness when in doubt
Yeah I am a fan of fitness
Fitness chicken in my mouth (Popeyes)

I don't need no therapy
Unless my doctor is Ana Cheri
Roll a spliff then we can...
Um... talk about how my week went

BRIDGE
CHORUS

Verse 2:

I got Khalifa Kush
Colorado stores couldn't get this shit
I feel a little bit guilty when I get this tense
Because I only feel relaxed when I hit this spliff

I went to a church to confess the shit
Although I'm not Catholic
And the pastor said that I'm going to hell for playing Pokémon And I'm like "Bro, you wanna hit this shit?"

YUP!
"Isn't that illegal, though?"
Looking at this bitch like I don't see no PoPo
Plus I know some popos up in CO than can roll a Mr. PoPo better than I roll in the dough bro

I don't need no back massage
Unless my masseuse is Nicki Minaj
Roll a spliff then we can...
Mmmmm... talk about how my week went

BRIDGE

CHORUS