[Verse 1]
Mark where I stand when I'm alone
The lights are poppin'
There's a psycho at home
A shake in my voice and a twitch in my eye
Caught one again in an outlaw's lie

[Chorus]
Not my story, baby
Not my story, baby
God's gift to humanity
Not my story, baby

[Verse 2]
My foot's in my mouth and the drinks in your lap
Kick me side stuck to your back
I'll drain you of all of your energy
And you better walk out extras when you you walk around me

[Chorus]
Not my story, baby
Not my story, baby
God's gift to humanity
Not my story, baby

[Bridge]
Lopsided head on my shoulder
Bullseye on my back
I'm on a fast train
But it's all on track
Yeah, it's all on track
It's all on track
[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Lopsided head on my shoulder
Bullseye on my back
I've had a rough life
So cut me some slack

[Chorus]
Cause I'm a hot love story, baby
Hot lovе story, baby
God's gift to humanity
Hot love story story, baby

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Cut me some slack
Cut mе some slack
Cut me some slack