[Verse 1]
Her glance hits me like lightning
I heard that girl is fast and frightening
Dirty hair and a laugh that's mean
Her neighbors call her an evil machine

[Chorus]
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening, alright

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
Popping wheelies on her motorbike
Straight girls wish they were dykes
She'll do anything on a dare
Mom and Daddy's worst nightmare

[Chorus]
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening, alright
[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]
Yeah!

[Verse 3]
Down at the creek smoking pot
She eats the roach so she don't get caught
Throws M-80s off in the halls
Got so much clit she don't need no balls

[Chorus]
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening, oh!
Oh! Oh!

[Outro]
Yeah!

[Spoken Outro]
You are very cute. Very cute, fun crowd, thank you very much. Thank you you make me happy. Does anyone know where I can get some fish in this town? We'd like to introduce you to our new bass player, Gail Greenwood. First time she's been in Japan with us. I rule, I fucking rule