[Verse 1]
Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist

[Verse 2]
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one could recall

[Chorus]
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia

[Interlude]
One, and two

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
[Interlude]
One, two

[Bass Solo]

[Chorus]
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia