[Verse 1]
Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist

[Verse 2]
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one could recall

[Chorus]
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia, 'Tricia

[Verse 3]
Did Patricia say something?
Something I missed?
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist

[Chorus]
Non-existent Patricia
What's on her mind?
She ain't saying
She's being kind, kind
[Outro]
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia, 'Tricia, 'Tricia