[Verse 1]
Stick to the plan, ah
Stick to the plan, ah
Stick to the plan, man, ah
Stick to the plan, man, ah

[Pre-Chorus]
Grasping at straws
Got me grasping at straws
Now I'm grasping at straws

[Chorus]
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A chronic masturbator
With love in his eyes
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
The happy masturbator
With love in his eyes

[Verse 2]
Stay on the high, ah
Stay on the high, ah
Stay on the high, sigh, ah
Stay on the high, sigh, ah
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm grasping at straws
Now I'm grasping at straws
You got me grasping at straws

[Chorus]
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A chronic masturbator
With love in his eyes
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
The happy masturbator
With love in his eyes

[Verse 3]
Stick to the plan, ah
Stick to the plan, ah
Stick to the plan, man, ah
Stick to the plan, man, ah

[Pre-Chorus]
Grasping at straws
Got me grasping at straws
Now I'm grasping at straws
[Chorus]
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A chronic masturbator
With love in his eyes
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
The happy masturbator
With love in his

[Outro]
While I'm grasping at straws
Now I'm grasping at straws
Got me grasping at straws