Across our great land
Around the world and even to the far reaches of the known universe
There's a change going on
Look around
It's happening in your home town, your place of worship
Within even the confines of your own internal organs
From the synaptic neural transmitters that light up our imaginations
To the muscles and nerves that expel our bowels
Now, more than ever, people are searching for something
For anything
For everything
They want excitement... and adventure
That will make them forget their humdrum existence performing the menial tasks that barely keep our society from devolving into utter chaos
And horror

From all corners of the globe, this message is clear
Reality... is a scam... for losers
That's why there is a place where... you can go
Where everything is pleasantly rootless
A place that is old... and new
A place that is me... and you
Simply put, it's the best the best could ever be

The Psychedelic Swamp

Drift down caustic river rapids, and bask in the fields of dry rot, the native plant of the swamp
While you doze off to sleep... to the sound of mating battle toads
I know what you're thinking... dont worry, they're friendly
But dont sleep too long, because in the swamp, day is night and night is day
Awaken to a hot iced mug of freshly curdled dragonfly milk, and set out exploring
I'll take mine with extra dry rot flakes
You'll find surprises around every corner of the Psychedelic Swamp, as the rusted fog atmosphere provides little visibility

Wherever you go, you're sure to find an interesting ditch to dig, or dry rot patch to harvest
And with so much to do, it's literally impossible to make any decision at all, in the Psychedelic Swamp
Wherever you do happen to roam, keep in mind that you'll have to travel to get there
And that, in the Psychedelic Swamp, distances can be deceptive, or non-existant
So join the throngs, the few, the priviledged beggars, clamoring for a bit of endless quiet... and excitement too
In a place that makes it all real, and all a dream
And where the ordinary is everything but...

The Psychedelic Swamp

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