I am a tumbleweed snowman, a tumbleweed snowman
I'm a tumbleweed snowman, a tumbleweed snowman

No one's dreaming of a white Christmas down in El Paso
No one's singing "Let it Snow, Let it Snow" down in San Antonio
Rudolph the red-nosed javalina for all the little kids out west
Santa's coming, yeah his engine's gunning but he's just a little over-dressed

Frosty that snowman, he wouldn't last a minute on the Rio Grande
Up there in the North Pole, you don't get a lot of vitamin D
So hot hot hot and ho ho ho
And hot hot hot and away I go

I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman
I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman

Well it's the most wonderful time of the year down here in Death Valley
Four giant birds and three French cowboys and a lizard on a lemon tree
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way in a one-horse kind of town
A star, a star is burning in the night even when the sun goes down

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Santa gon' bring me a new swamp cooler, it's a hundred degrees
There's no man like a snowman, that's why I'm stacking up tumbleweeds
Hot hot hot and ho ho ho
And hot hot hot and away I go
I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman
I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman
I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman
I'm the tumbleweed snowman, the tumbleweed snowman