[Verse 1]
I ain't got no time to listen to this shit that you're insistin'
Is true, but I don't believe a word
Sounds like a cheap Saturday, science fiction matinee
The silliest fucking crap I've ever heard

[Chorus]
Don't want your tarot cards, don't want your crystal ball
Don't want your psychic bullshit in my face
Don't try to read my palm, that shit ain't going on
Are you some kind of freak from outer space?

[Refrain]
Telepathetic
(Telepathetic)
You're telepathetic
(Telepathetic)
You're telepathetic
(Telepathetic)
You're telepathetic

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
Out of body experience is just a bunch of nonsense
Don't you know you come off like a freak?
Sniffing glue destroyed your brain, like it did Shirley MacLaine
I'm thinking that your mind has sprung a leak
[Chorus]
Don't want your tarot cards, don't want your crystal ball
Don't need your psychic bullshit in my face
Don't try to read my palm, that shit ain't going on
Are you some kind of freak from outer space?

[Refrain]
Telepathetic
(Telepathetic)
You're telepathetic
(Telepathetic)
You're telepathetic
(Telepathetic)
You're telepathetic

[Outro]
You think you've been on UFOs before? Ha
You ain't never been on nothing
You're just completely insane and totally pathetic
Complete liar, oh God
Simply pathetic
"I didn't know that the song ended there."
"It did.(?)"