[Intro]
I'd been travelin' along, playin' anywhere I could
When along came a virus, and took away my livelihood
Somebody picked it up, and spread it worldwide
And now, for a while, we have to all stay inside
You ask me how I'm doin', and if I've washed my hands
And I say, "Listen, bud, I've had about as much as I can stand!"

[Chorus]
I ain't been nowhere, man
I ain't been nowhere, man
Been sittin' in my chair, man
Growin' out my hair, man
Sleepin' out to my share, man
I ain't been nowhere

[Verse 1]
I've been to bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room
Attic, basement, just to find an old broom
Hallway, driveway, same place as yesterday
Go cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast nook
Glass click, get a drink, straight from the kitchen sink
Can't think, eyes blink, man, do my clothes stink

[Chorus]
I ain't been nowhere, man
I ain't been nowhere, man
Been sittin' in my chair, man
Growin' out my hair, man
Sleepin' out to my share, man
I ain't been nowhere
[Verse 2]
I'm playin' Yahtzee, Jigsaw, Scrabble and Monopoly
Jenga, Checkers, Cards Against Humanity
Fortnite, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto V
Battleground, Pacman, Black Ops, stay alive
Obstacle course with curbs, oh, God, balls
Mouse Trap, ping-pong, happy hour Zoom call

[Chorus]
I ain't been nowhere, man
I ain't been nowhere, man
Been sittin' in my chair, man
Growin' out my hair, man
Sleepin' out to my share, man
I ain't been nowhere

[Verse 3]
I'm watchin' Netflix, Apple, Disney, and Amazon
YouTube, Roku, Hulu with pajamas on
Tiger King, [?], [?] and South Park
Star Wars, Star Trek, Ozark is gettin' dark
Cleaned up, dirty up, organized all around
Lysol, quarantine, see what I mean now

[Chorus]
I ain't been nowhere, man
I ain't been nowhere, man
Been sittin' in my chair, man
Growin' out my hair, man
Sleepin' out to my share, man
I ain't been nowhere
[Chorus]
I ain't been nowhere, man
I ain't been nowhere, man
Been sittin' in my chair, man
Growin' out my hair, man
Sleepin' out to my share, man
I ain't been nowhere
(I know someplace we'd like to go)
I ain't been nowhere