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Fist Me ’til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth (2020)
Boosep
Cringey Wincer
Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith
Egg and Spoon
Ego Is A Phoenix
Flower In Hand
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part I: Bicker Man
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part II: Stretch Armstonk
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part III: The Bards Mard
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part IV: Just Potatoes
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part V: Yellow Donut Doggo
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part VII: Merry Sage of Perspective
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me - Part VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)
Just A Worm
The Best
The Yolk That Fell Out
Yuppie Gloup
Wearing Beige On A Grey Day (2019)
All My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than One Minute
Blood
Doubt
Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)
I’ll Have Some in a Bit
JK
The Poured Boy of Kutná Hora
Unassimilated Normie
Shameless Money Grab (2018)
Blood
Cat Food
I’ll Have Something In A Bit
Mushroomz
Egg on face. Foot in mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. (2017)
A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields
A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned
An Academics Lament On Barbie
Anti-Capitalism Is A Great Marketing Technique
Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2
Fuck You James
Goku Is Cool
Life Is Life and That’s So Deep
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Pr8y Boi
Roll-on Deoderant
Story of the Lizard and the Sock
Thoughts on Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging With A Profit-Based Print Media
Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House
When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse
Who Am I???1
Woodchuck
Don’t Piss On Me, I’m Already Dead (2016)
A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights
Baby Self-Absorbed
Falling Down A Hole
Forlorn Leghorn
Hate
I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me
Love
Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
Self(ish)
Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To Its Final Few Drips
There All Is Aching
Your Own Worst Enemy Critic
Embarrassing Early Recordings (2014)
Blur
Coffee and Blunts
Drunk & Lonely On A Sofabed
I Don’t Know About What Happened... (Because Once You Start Writing It All Becomes Fiction)
Is That Crazy Enough For Ya’? Want Me To Shit On The Floor?
Lepidopterophobia
Shameless Valentines Money Grab (2014)
Coffee and Blunts
Olivers Theme
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid (2013)
Crywank Are Posers
Deep Down I’m American Werewolf
Do You Have PPE for Self-Esteem?
GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
I Am Shit
If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up
I’m a Cliché
Just a Snail
Leech Boy
Memento Mori
Notches
Obsessive Muso With No Friends
Only Everyone Can Judge Me
Song for a Guilty Sadist
This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It’s Shorter)
Waste
“Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?”
Tour Demos 2013 (2013)
GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
I’m a Cliché
Memento Mori
Notches
Only Everyone Can Judge Me
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (2012)
Care Not for Your Clubnights
Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten
It’s OK, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either
Little Creepy
Nostril Tampon
Now I’m Sad (Boo Hoo)
The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
You Couldn’t Teach Me Integrity
I Daren’t Call This Stoner (2011)
Little Creepy
Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
James Is Going To Die Soon (2010)
18
An Intimate Message
Harvey Milk Shit on the Table
Hikikomori
Late Night People Watching
Pope Alexander
Thomas Saunders Gang Chant
Welcome To Castle Irwell
You Won’t Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah And Sirens
Others
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A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields (Live On Albini Lounge!)
Adore Me
All My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than One Minute
An Academics Lament On Barbie
An Academics Lament On Barbie (Live On Albini Lounge!)
Baby Self Absorbed
Break Stuff (Limp Bizkit)
Chainmail
Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of The Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)
Cool Knife Bro
Crumpledbigskin
Crumpledbigskin
Crywank Are Posers (Live On Alibi Lounge!)
Dan Talking About Crisps (Live)
Don’t Listen to This Song
Estoy Triste
Everyone Liked Me When I’m Alone
Funeral Concept Album Track 2
GB Eating GB While Listening to GB
GB Eating GB Whilst Listening To GB
Graph Paper (Algorhythms)
Hi Dan How R U Miss U
How Do
I Am A Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards
I Am A Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards
I Am A Rockstar Who Is Really Cool And Sexy
I Dance To Trance In Garbage Pants (Daggermouth)
I Left You To Fuck A Hole I Dug In The Earth
If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up
JK
Just A Snail
Lepidopterophobia (Demo)
Life Is Life and That’s So Deep (Live On Albini Lounge!)
Love (Live On Albini Lounge!)
Memento Mori
Memories Elephant
Michael Jacksonn
Momento Mori
Monarch of the Glen(da)
Ms Jackson (Outkast)
Nostril Tampon
Now I’m Sad (Live On Albini Lounge!)
Oliver’s Theme (Live)
On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank
One Hundred Million Years Ago A Hero Crossed The Land
Part 1
Part 2
Part 2
Pr8y Boi
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
Song For A Guilty Sadist
Talking 1
Talking 2
Talking 3
The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock
There All Is Aching (Live On Albini Lounge!)
Thinking About A Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend
Trying To Pass Off Playing Merge Games As A Form Of Meditation
Two Ships (The Anarchist Pizza Society Cover)
Unassimilated Normie (Live On Alibi Lounge!)
Waste / I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards
Welcome To Castle Eughggughghgughg
Welcome To Castle Irwell (Live To Curious & Drunk Neighbours)
Youreyeah (Title Fight)
song for a guilty polyamorist
now i’m sad (boo hoo)