[Intro: DEADCRW & Frank Zappa]
Sleeping in a jar!
Sleeping in a jar!
The jar is under the bed
Sleeping in a jar!
The jar is under the bed
Dres Cas
Welcome, welcome (Dres Cas)
You are now entuned to a session with the BlackCrows (Dres Cas)
And the shit that's in my head (Dres Cas)

[Verse: DEADCRW]
It's really somethin' special
Bitch, I'm braindead (Ugh)
I wake up to slayin' blood vessels and gettin' head in the same bed (Nice)
Morals is formal if the government were normal (Fuckers)
But sincе not I videotape rape and covеr it with porno (Heh)
Sometimes I feel like I'm Darth Vader
I'm runnin' around with tasers, razors and lightsabers (Pew)
Don't know what I might do, all I know is I can't feel where my nose is and I'm doing awkward poses
Friendly (Hahaha), yeah, sure
That's only 'til I sniff a pile of coke and start feelin' hyper (Haha)
In the backwoods smokin' backwards holdin' a viper
Fucking high, starin' the eye to see who strikes first (Oh no)
I told my ex-girl that I tried hard to fight thirst
But with a bitch with tits like her it's really hard to fight nerves (Bitch)
The opposite of calm and shit, ain't no harm a bitch
I'm slayin' her [?] so she knows what karma is (Oh, how you like it now?)
Used to be that cute little fat chubby kid
Now I get pussies and 40's and roll fat [?] quick (Nice)
I love who I'm becoming, others seem to hate it
And think that judgin' by my race, well, they could just degrade this
Face it, y'all basic, this is enhanced rap
Tellin' a n***a that I'm racist and still makin' his hands clap
I'm pissed off for my boys or at school or working
Well, I'm in home, alone, with a tube, a lube and jerking
Palm my dick with a chainsaw next to it, should I do it?
Is it worth it? Comin' so many bitches, future life is worthless
Fuck child support, I'll just abort (Hell yeah)
Beat the fetus in her, beat it with a [?] and leave it at the morgue (I'm sorry)
All these bitches get mad and say I'm a bad support
Be me and my own gang, so I smash their heads on dashboards (Deserved it)
Don't underestimate what I'm capable of
Leave you cabled up, wrapped in trash and table cloth
I ain't been hard in days, must be the [?]
So overdosed to [?] and then [?] enraged
[Outro: DEADCRW]
Oh fuck, awkward ending
Bye