[Part I: An Experimented Terror]

[Al Watts]
"How many feathers are on a Perdue chicken?"

[Instrumental]

[Part II: A Psychoacoustic Experience]

[Mel Blanc]
"Hello, America! This is Daffy Duck, ooh hoo hoo
I may be daffy, but I'm not crazy
I'm smart enough to know
That hard drugs like heroin and downers are a bummer
Don't fool with 'em
Take it from yours truly—dangerous drugs are despicable"

[Instrumental]