[Verse 1]
Did you tell them I was coming? Did you tell them I'm new here?
Can we stop and buy some flowers 'cus I feel bad, I just bought beer

[Bridge]
But what if I spoil the fun?
What if I'm overcome?
Like an actor with a loaded gun

[Verse 2]
Met a girl, she's a flourist and oh-so-modest about her career
But her boyfriend could talk for hours, he's an ego pioneer

[Bridge]
But what if I spoil the fun?
What if I'm overcome?
Like an actor with a loaded gun

[Verse 3]
I've been called robotic and intense to name a few
So I'll try my best to be soft around the edges just for you

[Bridge]
But what if I spoil the fun?
What if I'm overcome?
Like an actor with a loaded gun

[Verse 4]
This isn't a party, it's a social interview
It determines heirarchy between the strong and those confused

[Bridge]
But what if I spoil the fun?
What if I'm overcome?
Like an actor with a loaded gun

[Outro]
I'm an actor with a loaded gun