[Verse 1]
Like artifacts
The late night snacks and cats that wanna kill me remain locked away behind the solid glass
Though my body is damaged by the fries we ravaged, my heart remains intact
And I hope in time it all comes flooding back

[Chorus]
If the honey-honeymoon is over
Can I buy a souvineer
'Cus I doubt your gift shop's open this time next year

[Verse 2]
If half the world away is too much from day to day
And my voice falls short on the telephone
Then I package my hand in a UPS van so you'll have something to hold
As you grow old thinking about what could've been

[Chorus]
If the honeymoon is over
Can I buy a souvineer
'Cus I doubt your gift shop's open this time next year

[Bridge]
Time next year
I doubt your gift shop's open this time next year

[Chorus]
If the honeymoon is over
Can I buy a souvineer
'Cus I doubt your gift shop's open this time next year