[Verse 1]
I'm gonna tell a lie
Look you in the eye
I can't spin a truthful tale
So no use even trying
I drink 7 Up
Bubbles in the gut
Foaming up and undulant
An unpleasant surprise

[Verse 2]
If you pass me by
I might cross my eyes
I appear in the picture
Hanging from a vine
I am right at home
Reflected in your phone
You're gonna tell a gruesome tale
One text at a time

[Verse 3]
I'm gonna take a nap
Nestled in the crap
Lay upon the garbage rotting
Deep inside of you
I drink 7 Up
I smoke CBD
I'm gonna teach you how to be a fuckin' fool for free