[Intro]
I wrote a song, just incase you ever called me back

[Chorus]
'Cause when I call, (When I call you on the phone) I hope you pick up your phone
I'd like to talk to you (Uh)
I hope you answer
Can you please answer? (I really hope you answer)
I hope you answer
I hope you answer (Get on the phone, just sayin')
I hope you answer
'Cause when I call, I hope you pick up your phone
I'd like to talk to you (Yeah)
Can you please answer?

[Verse 1]
Hey mom, it's me, um, hi, I'm "tirеd", I think I'd be your son
Sorry, I called you the wrong namе, see, my brains splittin', "Mom" isn't your name, see, "Whore" seems a little more fitting
Dad was only 20 when you ain't have any fucks to spare, you goddamn British fuck, now I'm stuck with this shitty sister now
Also stuck with a shitty "mom" for a while now
So you not being near fucking almost made me kill somebody else
But fuck it, I had a girl, she, gave me a chance to see, a world I wasn't supposed to, I'm stoked that she never loved me
But sucks she ain't give a fuck about me, and considers death
The fuck is a 'suicide?' Considering dropping out now
And I just ain't being petty, n***a, you a fucking bitch, n***a
Got a talent show on Monday, guess who ain't getting invited, n***a?
But if I ever had the chance to ask this bitch, and call her
I'd hope she answer
[Chorus]
I hope she answer
I hope you answer
Shit, I hope you answer
I hope you answer
Can you please answer?
'Cause when I call, ('Cause when I call, baby) I hope you pick up your phone (Please pick up)
I'd like to talk to you
I hope you answer

[Verse 2]
Suck my fucking dick and swallow this case of nuts, Ann hates your guts, I'm a selfish fuck, and I ain't sharing my notes as if I'm facing cunts
Gabe's out the closet, Max is an alcoholic, I might be bi-polar, but fuck it, I couldn't call it
Supposed to be gone in November, but quickly decided August, I left two months in July and then remembered myself in August
I would like to tell my grandma, but she just nostalgia
I'll call her- number
But she won't answer
Can you please answer?

[Chorus]
I hope you answer
I hope you answer (Yeah)
Yeah, I hope you answer
'Cause when I call, ('Cause when I call, baby) hope you pick up your phone
(Let me talk to you)
I hope you answer
[Verse 3]
You claim to hate my fucking guts, but say I'm in an island in Thailand and I was wildin' and
I told you I was stranded and I had to man up and hold my nuts and hope I could survive with just my two bare hands and my penis in my hand
You'd come around within an hour, maybe even less time, after tellin' me I'm worthless, you'd come around and drain me worthless
We'll be on a plane home before 5 in the morning, but
You'd jump off just to not see me
Can you please answer?

[Outro]
The last verse was about this girl, her name was Mary, and she was wild and shit, heh