[Intro: Stan Marsh]
There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow's pure and white on the Earth rich and brown
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!

[Verse 1: Stan Marsh & Passerby]
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of the snow I mean
This is a day when its hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello
Get out of my way!
Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet, little mountain town!

[Interlude: Sharon Marsh & Stan Marsh]
— Well, good morning, Stan!
— Mom, could I have eight dollars to see a movie?
— A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating!
— But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada
— Alright, alright, here you go, but be back for supper!
— Thanks, Mom!

[Verse 2: Sharon Marsh]
Oh, what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus he's tender and mild
He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet, redneck, mountain town!
[Interlude: Stan Marsh, Carol McCormick & Kenny McCormick]
— Hi, is your son home?
— I think so… Hey!
— Ow
— Kenny, wake up! Kenny, dammit, c'mon!
— I'm coming!
— Kenny, the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
— Yeah, dude! Hell yes, I wanna come!
— Where do you think you're going?
— To the Terrance and Phillip movie
— You can't, you have to go to church!
— But Mom, I really wanna see this movie!
— Well fine, go ahead and miss church. And then when you die and go to hell you can answer to Satan!
— Okay!

[Verse 3: Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick & Сhoir]
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Don't ya know it's like a perfect winter's day
And that I'm glad I can say…
That's right!
It's Sunday morning in our quiet
Little, white-bred, redneck mountain town!

[Interlude: Kyle Broflovski, Ike Broflovski, Stan Marsh & Sheila Broflovski]
— Okay, Ike. Let's try this one more time
— Doo-ferm-uh-ner?
— Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
— Don't kick the baby
— Kick the baby!
— Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie!
— Oh my God, dude!
— Kyle, what's going on?
— Nothing, we're going ice skating now
— Oh, well, take your little brother out with you
— Aw, Ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!
— Do as I say, Kyle!
— Okay, okay. I'm sorry
[Verse 4: Sheila Broflovski]
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace!
That's why I moved to this redneck
Meshuggeneh, quiet mountain town!

[Interlude: Eric Cartman, Liane Cartman, News Reporter & Ike Broflovski]
— Mom, somebody's at the door! Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!
— Coming, hon
— Ey, I can't see the TV!
— It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him
— Oh, look Eric. It's your little friends
— Fireman!
— What are you guys doing here? Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!

[Verse 5: Choir, Eric Cartman & Kenny McCormick]
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet (Super sweet!)
Thank God we live in the quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash (Kick ass!)
U-S-A!
[Interlude: Stan Marsh & Ticket seller]
— Can I have five tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire, please?
— No!