[Verse 1: GREGORY & LA RESISTANCE]
God has smiled upon you, this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children we
Who fight with all our bravery
Until only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames, they bellow in the night
You fight in all our names, for what we know is right
And when you all get shot, and cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
You may get stabbed in the head, with a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death, or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you, you will not feel the need to run for
Though you die, La Resistance Lives on

[Pre-Chorus: M.A.C]
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night these freaks will fry!

[Chorus: ARMY]
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution, what a sight
Tomorrow night!
[Post-Chorus: SATAN]
Up there's so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doom
And so I will be going soon

[Refrain: TERRENCE, PHILLIP, Both]
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Looks like we may be out of luck
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!

[Bridge: STAN & KYLE, Sheila]
Why did our mothers start this war?
What the fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion

[Verse 2: LA RESISTANCE]
They may cut your dick and half!
And serve it to a pig!
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war, you're shat upon, though you die
La Resistance lives on!
[Chorus: ARMY]
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution, what a sight
Tomorrow night!

[Outro: SATAN, M.A.C]
I want to be up there!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada! Blame Canada!