[Announcer]
Welcome funk fans to Hot Spots
I’m Sha-Ray Jones live here on Cullen Boulevard
And everywhere I go, there’s shit everywhere
Doo-doo chasers going buckwild
I’m trying to find out the true meaning of a doo-doo chaser

[RBX & (Jewell)]
Hahahaha, what’s up, n***as and bitches?
I shouldn’t say bitches, that might offend some of you hoes
Well, we gon’ do it something like this
Just to see what you punk ass n***as is working with, yeah
So now you wanna get your cranium cracked
By talking that old ill shit n***as
I’m giving out lumps by the pound, hahaha
And you say you don’t believe fried ice cream is reality, n***a
Would I like to you face to face?
You better ask some muthafuckin’ body, n***a
Now I’ma ask you one muthafuckin’ time, just one thang:
Is you or is you ain’t a doo-doo chaser?
Wait, wait, wait, let me say it one more time:
Is you, huh, or is you ain’t a doo-doo chaser? Can hear I it?
(Doo-doo chaser, that’s what your ass is, yeah, oh…)
(Nothin’ but a doo-doo chaser, yeah…)
Funk, nothin’ but pure funk
I wanna hear you get funky
Yes, and this funk is straight from South Acres, hahaha
What, you didn’t know, n***a?
Back the fuck up, we working with a crucial brand here, word
So now I’m just gon’ sit back and meditate
Or should I say have a wicked thought
About taking some old punk ass n***a out for tryna criss-cross me, fool
And I’m gon’ make you jump, hahahahaha, yeah, I’m gon’ make it jump
Hollow points all in that muthafuckin’ ass, n***a
Oh, you better ask some muthafuckin’ body, n***a
As if you didn’t know
Oh, and once again, I send this one here out to all the doo-doo chasers
So if you are a doo-doo chaser, let me see you chase the doo-doo, hahahaha
(Nothin’ but a doo-doo chaser…)
Goddamn, so now you wanna diss me, fool
I guess I gotsta put in work (Put in work, baby)
Haha, but it ain’t no thing
Haven’t you ever heard of a killer? (Muthafuckin’ killer)
N***a, hahahaha, yeah, that’s me, fool
You better back the fuck up
So now I’m going on a killing spree in South Acres with this n***a Brad
Get your ass in the house, n***as, ‘cause it’s on
And it’s on like Donkey Kong, hahahahaha
I know you heard that saying before
But on the reals, really doe, I came to let you n***as know
That this one right here is only for the funk lovers, true funk lovers
Dig C.C., hahaha
And once again, I commence with the anthem, the doo-doo chaser
Can you, would you, could you, should you, chase the doo-doo?
Hahahaha…
(Woo, hey, hey, yeah, doo-doo chasers
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, doo-doo chasers
I don’t give a fuck, hey, Scarface don’t give a fuck
Hey, RBX don’t give a fuck)
[Announcer]
So there you have it, funk fans, the real definition of a doo-doo chaser
This is Sha-Ray Jones, signing off from Hot Spots
And join us next week, chasing more doo-doo chasers
I love you, and peace

[Outro: Jewell]
Doo-doo chasers, nothin’ but doo-doo chasers, yeah
Doo-doo chasers, yeah
Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo…