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Ken & Rap Critic:
We thought it would be cool if we did like you just of, I guess like one of your ideas the whole worst lyrics thing and just kind of- so made it like Dead End Hip Hop infused type of thing conversation
Rap Critic:
What do you guys want to do now, like. This is a Big Sean VS Lil Wayne and I was like
Myke C-Town
Who lyrics are worst. Because we didn't want to do exactly what you do
Rap Critic & Myke C Town:
Yeah, but um- Some kind of argument here one person is an obvious loser in this scenario. oh, you think? yes I do. Hold your opinion to the camera. Alright, alright
Ken:
Alright waddup everybody, welcome to another episode of Dead End Hip Hop. And we have a special guest joining us, it's the Rap Critic.
Rap Critic:
Yo, it's the Rap Critic. Um, Google me at Rap Critic- I came up with my name before I knew there were other rap critics on the internet.
My Patreon is Patreon.com/RapCritic, yeah um...
Myke C-Town & Rap Critic
Just dropping the money link! (I don't know what to say!) I'm the Rap Critic, give me some motherfucking money. Fuck you, pay me, bitch!
Ken:
But yeah, so we got with him. We're going to do a collab. We basically just kind of combining the channels man. He has a series called 'Worst Rap Lyrics'...?
Rap Critic:
Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard (This Month) which is like, this is what I just happened to hear that sucked this month and then next month I'll have lyrics that I happened to hear that all- that sucked
Ken:
We are going to actually debate, somehow, who's worse. Who has the worse lyrics: Big Sean or- or you know- you already know man, Lil Wayne
Myke C-Town:
Okay before we start, who's on side Big Sean, who's on side Lil Wayne?
Rap Critic:
I'm not on side, but- oh I've decided-
Myke C-Town:
Who do you think is worse? Just before we even start just throw-
Beezy:
Big Sean?
Myke C-Town:
Okay, you think Big Sean is worse than Lil Wayne?
Ken:
I would probably go Sean Too.
Myke C-Town & Rap Critic:
Okay, and you think Wayne, clearly. (Wayne.) I'm a little- I'm still a little bit on the fence, but here's the thing. I think Wayne is terrible, but it's funny. Big Sean is so fucking bad he makes you mad- But here's the thing. So I'm going with Big Sean
Rap Critic:
The thing that I would say is that, it's a little unfair because- if you're gonna compare discographies. Big Sean hasn't had that much time to give you as much shit
Ken:
But he's had enough time for us to make a decision!
Rap Critic & Ken:
But what I mean is that, saying who's worse, I would say Lil Wayne is worse because (Okay) he has so much more that's bad, you know what I mean. I'll put it to you this way- Like sheer volume.
Myke C-Town:
But he has good albums. Big Sean-
Ken & Myke C-Town:
Right, Lil Wayne fell off. Exactly Big Sean never got up!
Beezy:
Way to put it, way to put it, way to put it
Rap Critic:
I'll say this, he has kind of- I wont say mastered, but he's definitely made an interesting flow in like the sort of hemiola rap. This guy is thinking about this, you know and so I can't completely just go like, "No you suck, because-" you know and that- that's what I take into account, like Soulja Boy, he is not thinking on that level
Beezy:
He never had to.
Rap Critc:
Yeah, I know yeah. Vanilla Ice- well, relative to now, he's actually not as terrible.
Myke C-Town:
He's better than Big Sean!
Rap Critc:
Like seriously, honestly-- no for real like, I honestly think people might have been a little too harsh on Vanilla Ice
Myke C-Town, Ken, Rap Critic & Beezy:
Yeah they were- It was because of- It was because of he was fronting (Exactly, exactly) That's what lead to his downfall. And know that's just the thing that you do so everyone's like-- It's weird, he opened the door for being kind of a fake, and now that's just kind of like- oh no, yeah-- (That's the standard) People just don't tell the truth.
Myke C-Town:
Give us a Lil Wayne lyric that you think could outdo any wack Big Sean lyric. And I'll see- I'll see if I can one-up youRap Critic:Lil Wayne - How to Hate (Ft. Young Fyre & T-Pain)From Tha Carter IV[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
And I don't love them hoes
But don't fuck up with Wayne cause when it "Waynes" it poursRap Critc:
Come on, did a grown man just say that to me? Did I just hear that? He recorded, and other people are like 'Yeah, no, what's wrong with that?'
Myke C-Town:
You think that's- you think that's worse thanBig Sean - Play No Games (Ft. Chris Brown & Ty Dolla $ign)From Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 1: Big Sean]
I'm all ears, in other words I'm here for yaRap Critc:
That line is too, it's not- it's not punchy enough to be like 'What?' It's more like- just like 'Oh, okay whatever'
Beezy:
Okay, what about this, okayBig Sean - Dark Sky (Skyscrapers) // Cosmic Kev Freestyle October 10, 2014[Verse 2]
I'm trying to move in the safe
Like the safe was a safehouseBeezy:
See, you getting a reaction from that- isn't that bad?
Rap Critic:
Alright, alrightRap Critic:Lil Wayne - Mrs. Officer (ft. Kidd Kidd & Bobby V) From Tha Carter III[Verse 2: Lil Wayne & (Bobby Valentino)]
And I beat it like a cop
911 baby said I beat it like a cop
Ha-ha! Beat it like a cop
Rodney King, baby, yeah I beat it like a copRap Critic & Myke C-Town:
Four times in succession, look up Mrs. Officer. That's tight. No it's not. That's tight. No, no Beat it like a cop- He's trying to make sure you understand. Okay, that's ridiculous Okay, okayMyke C-Town:Big Sean - Blessings (Ft. Kanye West & Drake)From Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 3: Big Sean]
I guess when your stars align
You do like the solar system and plan it outBeezy & Myke C-Town:
Come on, come on. I'd rather beat it like a cop. Beat it like a cop- That is so wack!
Rap Critic:
I feel like you're reading me dad jokes
Beezy:
That's perfect
Myke C-Town:
Exactly! Big Sean makes dad joke rap. You're absolutely rightKen:Big Sean - FireFrom Hall of Fame[Verse 1: Big Sean]
Was in Japan so long, I almost learned to speak, had to leave
Back to the hood, where they don't understand unless you speak
TrapaneseRap Critic:
Not that bad
Myke C-Town:
Trapanese?Rap Critic:Paris Hilton - Good Times (Ft. Lil Wayne)[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
I walked up to a big butt, and I said "Butt What?"Myke C-Town:
That's it?
Rap Critic:
Yes. I walked up to a big butt, and I told her ass Butt What. There's not even a wordplay!
Beezy:
Wayne said that?
Rap Critic:
Yes
Myke C-Town:
Butt what (*Dances*)
Rap Critic:
I'm just putting all the shit puns off, because we- there's too many. There's too many.Lil Wayne - Swag SurfFrom No Ceilings[Verse]
I'm the hottest shit, yo in your ass, in-searchRap Critic:
What did you just request of me, sir? That's a Lil Wayne lyric, that's your boy
Ken:
I do have a Wayne lyric here. I don't know if you got this, butLogic - Alright (Ft. Big Sean)From Under Pressure (Deluxe Version)[Verse 2: Big Sean]
She doin' tricks with her pussy, I guess she's a vagician (Good)Beezy:
Is that from I Am Not A Human Being 2?
Myke C-Town:
I never heard that one
I love it
Rap Critic:
This is the one, no, this is likeLil Wayne - Yes (Ft. Pharrell Williams)[Verse 4: Lil Wayne]
Weezy F baby and the 'F' is for phenomenalBeezy & Myke C-Town:
Yeah I think we- yeah I- (Come on)
Ken:
Yeah he did that
Rap Critic:
And what's funny is that I went on Rap Genius and was like maybe there's something I'm missing. It said like if it was Spanish it would be spelled like f-f-fphe- and I was like really
Myke C-Town:
I got plenty of Lil Wayne lyricsLil Wayne - HustlinFrom Dedication 2[Verse 1]
And I got a bitch with me, call her "Miss Without-Drawers"
And I'm at the bank, they call me "Mr. Withdrawals"Myke C-Town:
That's dope as fuck. But you see that's the thing. That's what makes Lil Wayne is better than Big Sean. Lil Wayne can say that terrible ass line and you laugh. When Big Sean said some shitBig Sean - Dark Sky (Skyscrapers)From Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 2]
Credit card used to be EBT, in the D though that's D-EBTKen:
You know whatBig Sean - I Do ItFrom Finally Famous[Verse 2]
She put that thong on my groin-groin and then it go boing!Rap Critic & Myke C-Town:
It's interesting, I guess Lil Wayne just goes so over the top that it comes around for some people (and it works) and becomes entertaining again. Big Sean doesn't go far enough, is what I'm getting from you guys
Myke C-Town:
I think Big Sean is just corny, that's what makes it worse for me. Here's the- I don't even think Big Sean delivers the lines with confidence. I feel like Big Sean deep down kind of knows that these lines are shit. Wayne comes in and he's like, I just wrote the best shit, yeah I'm the shit ya'll just poop stains. He says that shit and he's like that shit's dope.
Ken:
What you got?
Beezy:
Oh, umBig Sean - Stay DownFrom Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 2]
Yeah, tryna get that hotel money
But you know them crackers ain't gonna let you get the RitzMyke C-Town:
He didn't get it
Rap Critic:
No I got it
Myke C-Town:
Big Sean so deep he didn't even get it. He didn't even get it- he didn't even get itMyke C-Town:Big Sean - I Know (Ft. Jhene Aiko)From Dark Sky Paradise[Bridge: Big Sean & Jhene Aiko]
And you know we on a roll like we did good in collegeMyke C-Town:
You like that one?
Rap Critic:
That's not bad
Ken:
You are lying to me!
Myke C-Town:
We on a roll like we did good in college
Rap Critic:
Honor roll, come on
Ken:
No way!
Beezy:
You think that's good?
Ken:
You made that shit up!
Myke C-Town:
I wish I did
Rap Critic:
Come on, it at least took you a second to figure out what was going on. Come on
Beezy:
I didn't hear what he said, and I was like repeat that again
Myke C-Town:
This is the problem with Big Sean, even the way he delivers it when you hear it you're like what the fuck are you doing rapping
Rap Critic & Myke C-Town:
You know- you know what I'm going to say actually I feel like- um, going back to delivery, I feel like that is actually partially important. His- his voice isn't strong enough (Yes) and- and that will go to what you said, so as far as you know the dexterity in what he's doing that's cool, but I feel like the forcefulness doesn't hit as hard and so when the punchlines aren't as strong it- it's that much more pungentBeezy: Big Sean - Win Some, Lose Some (Ft. Jhene Aiko)From Dark Sky Paradise[Verse 2: Big Sean]
On my way to see Kim and Ye both tie the knot
Wishin' me and you were no strings attached, but we're notsMyke C-Town:
See, it's painful. It's fucking painful.
Ken:
It's fucking painful
Beezy:
See, Big Sean is worse than Lil WayneMyke C-Town:Big Sean - You Don't Know (Ft. Ellie Goulding)From Hall of Fame[Verse 2: Big Sean]
I don't give a fuck about no feelings, I ain't no dentistMyke C-Town:
But see it's funny now, when you hear him say it, you're just like what the fuck. Fucking lame ass. When Lil Wayne drops shit like that you're like, okay that was funny
Rap Critic:
I just feel like the over saturation of Lil Wayne and the fact that- this is the metaphor I'm thinking of, he's especially like in 2007 to 2010. There was this big period where he was just on everything. Even if the verses weren't good or not, it's just the fact that he's there, he's on the song, he has to be on every song and so- and the problem with that is like if every verse was fantastic, that would have been great, but most of them were subpar. It's like the amount is so much that's just wack, and yes there's a lot that's good, but I feel like the problem is, it's so diluted, it's actually- it ruins the sorta legacy of him and that's what I feel makes it worse. At least Big Sean was never at a point to disappoint you.
Beezy:
But you know what though
Ken & Beezy:
But the counter to that is- is also this- look we know Lil Wayne is not even trying to write his shit. He's drinking, he's on drugs, he's on all kind of shit so he's going in the studio freestyling (Yeah). What's Big Sean doing?Big Sean - Live This Life (Ft. The-Dream)From Finally Famous[Verse 1: Big Sean]
This shit classic, they ask "where your outfit from?"
Plead the Saks FifthRap Critc & Myke C-Town:
Well- (What) Well
Ken:
"They ask where your outfit from, plead the Saks Fifth". He wrote that, by the way!Beezy:Big Sean - Platinum and WoodFrom Dark Sky Paradise (Deluxe)[Verse 2]
Cause there's n***as in the streets
Getting money under my nose, that's a must-stashMyke C-Town:
That's tight
Beezy:
See?! You getting a reaction!
Ken: I have like two moreBig Sean - Dance (A$$)From Finally Famous[Verse 2]
I got that mad dick, you know it always nut up
And it got an attitude, no wonder why it's stuck upModest:
That's good, I'm sorry
Myke C-Town:
I like that
Ken:
Gotta let me finish! You gotta let me finish!
Myke C-Town:
That shit was dope, that shit was dope, I'm sorry. I would ride on that, that shit was dopeBig Sean - All Figured OutFrom Hall Of Fame[Verse 2]
They taught me that I had to dream, black history month
I wake up and treat the day like stack history month
I'm talkin' Malcolm Flex, Jessie Rackson
Front of the plane: I'm Rosé ParksRap Critic:
Wait! Are you sure that's not a Kanye West line?Kanye West - Good MorningFrom Graduation[Verse 2: Kanye West]
I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessaryKen:
Case closed baby, case closed, case closed
Myke C-Town:
Malcolm Flex, Jessie Rackson
That's tight, oh that's tight
Ken:
That's Big Sean man, that's Big Sean
Rap Critic:
Oh That's Big Sean
Ken:
Yeah, that's Big Sean
Myke C-Town:
Like I was saying before- god damn I don't even want to follow that, but look, like I said before. The reason Big Sean comes off so much worse is not just the fact that the lyrics are wack, it's what he's actually saying. It's not the fact they don't rhyme well or they're just bad wordplay. Bruh, listen to this. This is some shit no rapper should really talk about
Ken:
OkayMyke C-Town:Big Sean - MILF (Ft. Juicy J & Nicki Minaj)From Hall of Fame[Verse 2: Big Sean & MILF]
She's freaky (freaky)
Shoulda known she was kinky
When I walk in the room and see her slinky (what the fuck)
Even made me use my pinkyMyke C-Town:
What fucking rapper brags about pinky banging some chick. Big fucking Sean! The chick is like I'm not fucking you, but you can get your pinky stinky and that's it.
Rap Critic:
What- what- how does the slinky work in--?
Myke C-Town:
Have you never seen a girl slinky?
Rap Critic:
Is it like a--
...
I'm not gonna say this shit
Ken:
Why are you looking at me?
Beezy: I got Lil Wayne for you, oh my god.Lil Wayne - Lay It Down (Ft. Cory Gunz & Nicki Minaj)from I Am Not a Human Being II[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
N***as call me Hi-C because I'm high as you can seeBeezy:
Wait, wait, waitLil Wayne - Lay It Down (Ft. Cory Gunz & Nicki Minaj)From I Am Not a Human Being II[Verse 1: Lil Wanye]
N***as say they paid they dues, well I'm checkin' your receipt
Might as well go stupid since this is a stupid beat
Grab the owl out the tree, and ask that bitch, who but me?Myke C-Town:
Wayne is tight, bruh
Rap Critic:
Who but meKen:Lil Wayne - New SlavesFrom Dedication 5[Verse 2]
I got a knife in my pocket if there's a fork in the road
I'm the man of steel, but I won't say what I stoleMyke C-Town:
What
Rap Critic:
What's even the wordplay?
Myke C-Town:
I'm the man of steel. See Wayne's so deep, you don't get it!
Rap Critic:
What are you stealing? I'm not telling you. That's for me to know, but- but my problem is that he- he's like basically a Jackson Pollock painting. Like, you know, hey he splashes shit at the wall and maybe there'll be something cool
Beezy:
Because of my name, because of my name
Rap Critic:
If anyone else said it, it would be, 'fuck you, moving on' and that's my problem. And the fact he was at such a high status at one point.
Beezy:
And Big Sean never hit that
Rap Critic:
And, no, no, no, I mean commercially
Myke C-Town:
Whereas Big Sean has always been Bob Ross and he will always be Bob Ross
Rap Critic:
And I mean commercially- commercially he was at such a high point and there is where- just my life comes into it and it was just like, 'oh this guy's supposed to be the best rapper alive? Well I need to hear every verse and they have to be awesome forever' because if they're not, then why are you saying- calling yourself the best rapper alive. You know what I mean.
Ken:
It was a marketing thing.
Rap Critic:
Yeah I know it was a marketing thing, but it's just like- that's what makes you- that's- yeah I know, it got people to listen, but at the same time is just like, but what does it mean?
Ken.
No, no, no, no, it did more than, than--
Rap Critic:
Well it got people to believe, yeah I understand, but it's like- but then all that tells me is that you're great at building a facade
Rod (Modest Media):
Myke, give me some Lil Wayne lyrics before we- you can't not, you gotta give us a...
Myke C-Town:
I'm in the hood-Brisco - In the Hood (Ft. Lil Wayne)From Street Medicine[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
I'm butter on bread like Parkay
And I'm all about me like Do-ReMyke C-Town:
This is specifically for you, if you ever met Lil Wayne, this is what he would say to your assLil Wayne - DontgetitFrom Tha Carter III[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
What are you askin'? If I don't have the answer
I'm probably on the web, like a damn tarantulaMyke C-Town:
Asking me no shit
Rap Critic:
Okay I don't get what you're trying to say. Are you trying to prove to me that Wayne is wack? Cause that's what I was doing. We're trying to help you dog.
Myke C-Town:
Well, okay, so I guess we did not really come to a conclusion, did we?
Modest:
I don't think so. They both have worse lyrics
Beezy:
You can tell us in the comment section. Whatever the folks say in the comments, cause we said some pretty--Ken:Lil Wayne - MegamanFrom Tha Carter IV[Verse 1]
How you n***as want to have it your way, Burger King?Myke C-Town:
You can tell a Lil Wayne line from a Big Sean line. Cause a Wayne line is at least funny and they're kind of punny. Big Sean lines, like he said, they're dad jokes.
Rap Critic:
Yeah they're puns, but they don't- they don't go all the way to being so ridiculous that it's hilarious. It's just like on the level where it's just like...
Myke C-Town:
Exactly, it's disappointing.
Beezy:
Big Sean is worse, I'm still sticking with it
Rap Critic:
Okay, see, I think at the end of the day, I think what we figured out is that they're horrible in their own ways. Um, but it all depends on what you particularly think is worse. Do you think it's the awkwardness that's worse or just the amount of like- you know, lines that are bad. You know what I mean.
Ken:
Also the other thing is that, I don't think people have come to grips with Big Sean. This is Dead End Hip Hop, this is the Rap Critic. Subscribe to his channel on Youtube and let us know what-- who you guys have, let us know, Big Sean or Lil Wayne. Let us know in the comment section. Peace, we out
Rap Critic:
I'm the Rap Critic. You don't have to like my opinion, but I don't have to like your song.It's something to note that there were a lot of Dark Sky Paradise lines than other Big Sean projects on this discussion