[Intro]
And it's on KTIN live!

[Verse 1]
Item: news for the daily press
Subject: views to be [?]
Title: "Unsung Heroine of Britain"
Convenient fiction, convenient destruction
Her home becomes a factory
The night becomes a duty
It's a duty, it's a factory
It's a duty, a duty
It's a duty, it's a factory
It's a factory, it's a duty
Duty!

[Verse 2]
Paternalist journalist, with his play-pen
He gives them his sympathy, because they're not men
Scrubbing floors, they're close to the earth (They're close to the earth!)
In a man's world, they're not men
In a man's world (in a man's world)
They're not men (they're not men) they're not men
In a man's world (in a man's world)
They're not men (they're not men)
In a man's world (in a man's world)
They're not men (they're not men)
[Outro]
A little of a lot, keeps them happy
Avoid the answers, but keep them snappy
That's all

[Spoken]
And thus exits the Frank Sinatra of the drum stool