[Verse 1]
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy sitting oh so proudly
Not much to say when you're high above that mucky-muck
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

[Bridge]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comparable to Wonderboy
What powers you ask?
I dunno, how about the power of flight?
That do anything for ya?
That's levitation, buddy
How about the power to kill a yak
From two hundred yards away
With mind-bullets?
That's telekinesis, y'all
How about the power
To move ya?
[Verse 2]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Rigga-goo-goo, rigga-goo-goo
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold
And blasting forth with three-part harmony
Yow!

[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?
C'mon, y'all

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
And they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen
They called themselves Tenacious D
That's me and KG
We're now Tenacious D
Come fly with me, fly

[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?
[Outro]
Oh, take my hand, Young Nastyman, and we'll fly
Bring out your broadsword (Bring out your broadsword)
There's the Hydra (There's the Hydra)
Slice his throat (Slice his throat)
And grab his scrot' (Grab his what?)
You take the high road (We'll take the high road)
I'll take the low (You take the low)
There, the crevasse, fill it with your mighty juice