I’m leaking down the left side
Oh god no, I hope it doesn’t show
But somebody’s getting a mouth full of the emperor’s new clothes
I’m leaking down the left side
No one can see my gallbladder’s burst and so has my spleen
Leg and an arm and a leg and a arm...
I’m leaking down the left side
Oh God no, I hope it doesn’t show
I’m so wound up my bowels just want to blow
I hope you don’t think I’m a jerk
Though nothing I do ever seems to work
My timing of that joke was wrong
You can’t call that a dance or this a song
You can’t call this a song
You can’t call this a song
You can’t call this a song
Found my way through this attack
Hope no one sees through my act
All those people staring at me
Their piercing gazes make me want to scream
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?

Leg and an arm Leg and an arm...
Oh, fill holy hole
Oh, fill my holy hole
Oh, fill my holes
Oh, fill my holes
Oh, fill my holes
Oh, fill my holes
Feel my holes
Feel my holes
I couldn’t plug my holy holes
I couldn’t plug my holes
I couldn't plug my holes