[Verse 1: 2-D]
The world is spinning too fast
I'm buying lead Nike shoes
To keep myself tethered
To the days I tried to lose
My mother said to slow down
You must make your own shoes
Stop dancing to the music
Of Gorillaz in a happy mood
Still keeping my groove on

[Refrain: 2-D]
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump
Ba-ya-da
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump

[Chorus: Noodle & 2-D]
Here you go
Get the cool (La-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Get the cool shoeshine (La-la-la, la-la-la)
Get the cool (La-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Get the cool shoеshine (La-la-la, la-la-la)
Get the cool (La-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Gеt the cool shoeshine (La-la-la, la-la-la)
Get the cool (La-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Get the cool shoeshine (La-la-la, la-la-la)
[Interlude: Sample]
Get the cool

[Verse 2: 2-D]
There's a monkey in the jungle
Watching a vapor trail
Caught up in the conflict
Between his brain and his tail
And if time's elimination
Then we got nothing to lose
So please repeat the message
It's the music that we choose
Still keeping my groove on

[Refrain: 2-D]
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump
Ba-ya-da
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump
Yeah, do the bump

[Interlude: 2-D]
Okay, now fuck it up, guys
[Chorus: Noodle & 2-D]
Get the cool (La-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Get the cool shoeshine (La-la-la, la-la-la)
Get the cool (La-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Get the cool shoeshine (La-la-la, la-la-la)
Get the cool (La-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Get the cool shoeshine (La-la-la, la-la-la)
Get the cool (La-la-la, la-la-la-la)
Get the cool shoeshine (La-la-la, la-la-la)

[Outro: 2-D]
La-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la
They do the bonk
Yeah, do the bonk
Yeah, do the bonk

[Spoken: Murdoc]
Oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, what a crowd that's
Ey, listen, no, listen, you've gotta listen to me here
I've got a really got idea, why don't we all go back to my place afterwards
And get down to a little bit of Inglebird *mumbles*?
He kicks butt that man, Inglebird really kicks butt
Hail Satan! Ah-ha!