[Intro]
(One, two, three, four)

[Verse 1]
I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?

[Verse 2]
I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this
Ha!

[Verse 3]
I'm the innocent bystander
And somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

[Verse 4]
Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan
[Chorus]
Alright, send lawyers, guns, and money
Huh, yeah
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Uh
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Hey
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Ooh, yeah
Yeah
Yeah